Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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