The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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