is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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