Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My legs feel like baby dolphins
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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