I want to have your abortion
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
