So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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