so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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