You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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