Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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