butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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