Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
