This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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