If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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