billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We need to rekindle our bromance
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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