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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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