Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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