guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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