I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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