Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Green mimosas i think yes
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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