in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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