I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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