you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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