bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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