Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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