But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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