so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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