Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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