we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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