Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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