if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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