Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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