Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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