I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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