return my video game
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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