Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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