Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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