we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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