he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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