We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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