i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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