i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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