it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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