ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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