His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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