Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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