all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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