so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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