He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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