it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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