i don't like sucking hair
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
